Your own personal Jesus

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Just in case you’ve gotten seduced by all that evil online – from addictive social networking to dirty, dirty porn – something sacred has been sent from the heavens above: your own personal Jesus app. The application, which is downloadable onto iPhone and iPad, stars an animated Holy One who spouts the Good Word relentlessly (well, some 200 quotes from the Bible). Shake your device and it goes into random mode, which ought to keep you on your toes more than whenever Father Bob is giving his service at Sunday mass.


But wait, there’s more! Not only can you get the app with traditional looking Jesus, there’s a Black Jesus, too. And coming soon, believe it or not, are Celtic Jesus and Asian Jesus. Oh, you will believe.


Personal Jesus is available from the Apple app store. If you really want to get on His good side, become a friend at