Flying high with Pam Ann

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Pam Ann is a woman time forgot. Looking like having stepped straight out of the Sixties, fitted in a polyester Pucci knock-off, she possesses the style of Jackie O, but the mouth of a drunken sailor. The mock stewardess, whose name is an anagram of that failed airline from Panama circa 1979, is touching down in Oz this August to play various intimate venues.

Having toured with Cher and crewed a private jet for Elton John, Cream asked Pam if she gets picky about her passengers.

“I’m a bit misunderstood,” she says. “I can be really nice. I look after my first class passengers; I’ll carve a roast for them. But it’s all based on labels, really. If someone’s wearing a K-mart t-shirt in the front row, they’re thrown down the back in two seconds flat.”

Hopefully she’s referring to those sitting in the front row of a fantasy plane, not some poor sod dressed casually at one of her performances.

For guaranteed laughs, especially with all that’s gone wrong with Qantas, expect airline know-it-all Pam Ann to entertain well.

Pam Ann Tour Dates and Venues are as follows:

 

ADELAIDE
Festival Theatre – Playhouse
Wednesday 1st August
Bookings: www.bass.net.au or 131 246
Tickets: $50 Adult/ $45 Concession/Group

SYDNEY
State Theatre
Friday 3rd August
Bookings: www.ticketmaster.com.au or 136 100
Tickets: $80 First Class (front 4-6 rows, inc comp glass of champagne & keyring); $60 Adult; $55 Concession/Group

BRISBANE
Brisbane Powerhouse
Friday 10th & Saturday 11th August
Bookings: www.brisbanepowerhouse.com.au or 3358 8600
Tickets: $80 First Class (front 4-6 rows, incls comp glass of champagne & keyring); $60 Adult; $55 Concession/Group

MELBOURNE
Athenaeum Theatre
Friday 17th August
Bookings: www.ticketek.com.au or 132 849
Tickets: $80 First Class (front 4-6 rows, inc comp glass of champagne & keyring); $60 Adult; $55 Concession/Group

PERTH
Astor Theatre
Friday 24th August
Bookings: www.bocsticketing.com.au or 9484 1133
Tickets: $80 First Class (front 4-6 rows, inc comp glass of champagne & keyring); $60 Adult; $55 Concession/Group